* You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.
* Boy's rooms are usually messy. Girl's rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.
* A little girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A little boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
* Little girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.
* Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
* Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
* Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row.
* Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
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