Things Women Can't do:

Rocky · 05-27-2006, 02:38 PM

1 Know anything about a car except its colour
2 Understand a film plot
3 Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4 Lift
5 Throw
6 Run
7 Park
8 Read a map
9 Rob a bank
10 Sit still
11 Tell a joke
12 Play pool
13 Pay for dinner
14 Eat a kebab while walking
15 Argue without shouting
16 Get told off without crying
17 Understand fruit machines
18 Walk past a shoe shop
19 Make a decent sandwich
20 Not comment on strangers clothes
21 Let you sleep with a hang over
22 Drink a pint gracefully
23 Get a round in
24 Throw a punch
25 Do magic
26 Like your friends
27 Eat a really hot curry
28 Get to the point
29 Buy plain envelopes
30 Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
31 Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
32 Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
33 Avoid credit card debt
34 Dive into a pool
35 Assemble furniture
36 Set a video recorder
37 Not try to change you
38 Watch a war film
39 Understand why flirting results in violence
40 Spend a day by themselves
41 Go to the toilet by themselves
42 Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
43 Choose a video quickly
44 Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

xtweak05 · 05-27-2006, 02:44 PM

looool. Many of those are dead on. Not all of them, but nonetheless very humorous.

Tech · 05-27-2006, 02:45 PM

what the hell is a "fruit machine"?

Rocky · 05-27-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech

what the hell is a "fruit machine"?

Are you serious?

Ah, you call them slot machines over there.

Tech · 05-27-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocky

Are you serious?

Ah, you call them slot machines over there.

I buy fruit in a grocery store, not from a machine.

Rocky · 05-27-2006, 03:19 PM

^How primitive.

BigBen · 05-27-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocky

Are you serious?

Ah, you call them slot machines over there.

Duh tech u never go to the gambling box and play the fruit machines?

Lineski · 05-27-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocky

9. Rob a bank

...

25. Do Magic

WTF?

EneMy@fSelf · 05-27-2006, 05:14 PM

So many true things...

robcardu · 05-27-2006, 07:09 PM

"To not buy shoes in 2 weeks"

Lineski · 05-27-2006, 07:18 PM

45. Resist sleeping with Lineski

thedon · 05-27-2006, 08:04 PM

lol all of those are pretty funny, except the " can't throw a punch...in karate and boxing, if seen and felt some pretty good chick blows, and not the blows i'm looking for

Nothin' but a peanut!! · 05-27-2006, 10:55 PM

lol good post rocky so true