A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates! you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you too!"
Team Coleman 
