Pick em up lines

**heydespo5269** · 05-18-2007, 12:27 AM

You got something on your breasts

my eyes.

**BBenthusiast** · 05-18-2007, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by heydespo5269

You got something on your breasts

my eyes.

i like this one despo!

Mygeeto · 05-18-2007, 09:22 AM

me: hey hows it going
her: *whatever the answer might be*
me: cool.. thats great
me: so anyway i was thinking... wanna fuck?

**heydespo5269** · 05-18-2007, 11:12 AM

^ SLAP! lol

but if u find a girl that's down for that type of brutual honestly, i'd call you a lucky man.l

Walk up to a girl, look at the tag on her shirt, and then say "Yep, made in heaven"

This one is funny, you may have to read it twice-

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you HOLD it against me? haha get it, "hold"? lol idk, i'm trying here.

**kenney** · 05-18-2007, 11:25 AM

lol bless you despo lol
me:did it hurt?
girl:did what hurt?
me: when you fell from heaven

really lame lol my cousin said to a really ugly girl once:
cousin:did it hurt?
girl:did what hurt?
cousin:when you got hit by a bus

**heydespo5269** · 05-18-2007, 12:17 PM

^HAHA now that's funny. you put a full blown smile on my face, actual laugh out loud type shit. love it.

**chrispghmuscle** · 05-18-2007, 01:34 PM

this is the funniest thread yet, i agree..nice one bro

**heydespo5269** · 05-18-2007, 10:37 PM

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you like bananas or blueberries?
Why?
I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

This one I haven't used yet, but in a few years I will. Should be fool proof:

Hey baby, I'm Mr. Olympia.

aleksandar · 05-22-2007, 04:27 AM

lol mr olympia^^^

i believe you are what you eat...and in the morning your ganna be my dick

qcarver · 06-08-2007, 02:57 PM

how much for a blowjob

AmericanPowerHouse · 06-09-2007, 12:45 PM

Jesus, you look like you took a nose dive off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Wow, your beautiful! To bad your a T-total bitch!

This one is the one I used on my girlfriend!
"It's really loud in here I can hardly hear you...wanna go to my house and talk, it's right up the road. I swear I won't try anything"

I still can't believe she fell for that shit!

Of course I fell for hers too
"I normally don't do this kinda thing on the first night"

**heydespo5269** · 06-12-2007, 12:26 AM

^ haha, heard that before.