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Old 05-18-2006, 05:15 AM   #1
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Hands down, what is it? I've seen some funny shit, I'll share 3 with ya'll:

At the end of a school assembly, this fat chick went to stand off this brick work and onto these silver seats, she managed that ok but when she went to step onto the ground she slipped on the seats, and dropped about a metre right onto her face. Luckily for her, I was the only one who saw it, out of the other 1000+ kids at my school. I did tell everyone though

Same fat girl was playing soccer, she had just kicked the ball, and slipped on the grass. She fell, but the ball had gone forward and when she hit the deck, she smashed her face/chin into the soccer ball.

Last one was at my afterparty, we had a huge pile of wood ready for a fire, this kid (who's one of those people you just find annoying) pours petrol on it, half of which went on him. He made a trail of petrol from the fire to him and set the canister down BESIDE him, and lit the match. He went up into a fire ball, the flames went out, everyone stood there with there mouths open and 2 things followed,

Silence

Then

Laughter

Lots and lots of laughter.

Yes, I know it's pretty slack to laugh at this, the funny thing was, NO ONE helped him and everyone just stood there and laughed.

So that's just a sample chapter out of the chronicles of this kid's life thus far. Make with the funny people.
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:21 AM   #2
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Too many to think of, but one that pops to mind is when after a drunk night out one of my buddies got in a shopping trolley and I was pushing him around in it - we got to a subway and I pushed him in it as hard as I could. He didn't realise I'd let go, so just sat in it facing ahead and he crashed straight into a wall.
Made me laugh anyway.
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:11 AM   #3
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I don't think fat girl/boy stories are funny. I feel bad for them.

One that pops into my was a night out with my friends. There was this chick who was attracted to the alcohol at our table. She flirted with all of us. My friend got to fuck her in a backroom and came inside her. Then she was flirting with my next friend which gave her the finger and smelled if she was clean (not knowing that my other friend had jizzed inside her).

We laughed to tears.
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:12 AM   #4
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Luckily I just touched her boobs. lol
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:24 AM   #5
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It isn't funny cause they're fat pump, its funny cause it's a person falling over. Them being fat just hightens the hilarity.
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #6
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I ran over a puppy with my car yesterday, it was god damn funny ....back and forth ,back and forth....its eyes were poped out of the skull, that was funny as hell.



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Old 05-18-2006, 12:56 PM   #7
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I ran over a puppy with my car yesterday, it was god damn funny ....back and forth ,back and forth....its eyes were poped out of the skull, that was funny as hell.



^^True story.
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:36 AM   #8
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I ran over a puppy with my car yesterday, it was god damn funny ....back and forth ,back and forth....its eyes were poped out of the skull, that was funny as hell.



^^True story.
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