As for the guys watching getting piss on them. I went to see a "band" a few years back at the only place in Britain that would let them play. They were called "Rock Bitch". The music was heavy/goth metal - can't really remember - that wasn't their calling card really - because their act consisted of them being naked (whilst playing music) and fisting each other, screwing each other with strap on dildo's, pissing into a cup and drinking it and then spitting it out over the audience. I had the sense to be standing on the bar (literally on the bar) to get a bloody good view, however, 2 of my mates decided to get nearer the front and got covered in piss.
Also, during the show they have this "golden condom" which they throw out, whoever catches it goes backstage while they do some shitty solo and the bloke gets to do whatever with them in the few minutes while the song is on.
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