Females

Flex · 05-01-2006, 01:03 AM

So I am at the bar one day, while a friend of mine is serving drinks. I look over and there are two guys (look like drunks) with their mouth's wide open and tongue's hanging out staring at my friend as she walks back and forth by them at the bar. I couldn't believe these fools, I mean they were practically drooling watching this girl, they looked like puppy dogs watching her go by.

Then I hear one of them blurt out "YooouU are soOO beaUTIFULLLLlllll." It's like these guys think maybe now she will want them? Do they actually think after saying this she's gonna just pull down her pants, bend over, and say "ok, now put it in my butt?"

Why do men do this? Girls want a challenge, a guy to chase after, not some guy drooling all over her. I would never bend over backwards for a girl until I've been dating her for a sufficient amount of time, which sounds ignorant but is actually what these women want out of the guy.

You'll see girls always say "There arn't any nice guys in this world." Oh believe me, there are but those arn't the type the women want!

I was on another bodybuilding forum while a young man was looking for advice of how to ask another girl to the prom. He was planning on getting her a whole batch of flowers and getting down on his knee and asking her "Will you go to prom with me?" and also was going to write a poem for her. Are you kidding me? Not only is he making it seem like he "needs" her, he's creating the possibility of being the laughing stock of the school.

Girls like sarcastic assholes, not guys that treat them nice. It's good to joke around with them, but you don't want to come off as a "joker." You also don't want to "befriend" her. Hence why "nice guys always finish last."

I had to get this off my chest and I'd like hear everyone's thoughts on this..

Rocky · 05-01-2006, 04:21 AM

Flex has got a bug in his arse - and it just crawled out.

I hear you though man. The fact is: men get with women hoping they won't change - but they do.

Women get with men hoping they WILL change but they don't. Women are convinced they can change the bad boy. But they can't - which is why they go out with complete arseholes.
I don't think for a minute that any self -respecting girl would go along with the "line" that those 2 guys tried on your friend.
And only a soppy girl would go with the flowers, on one knee poem shit.
The key is to act pretty much like the arsehole (to a lesser degree) but the thing is you don't carry on being a total twat to her once you've got her.

Lineski · 05-01-2006, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Flex

Girls like sarcastic assholes, not guys that treat them nice. It's good to joke around with them, but you don't want to come off as a "joker." You also don't want to "befriend" her. Hence why "nice guys always finish last."

To girls liking assholes --->

Deep down I'm a nice guy but there's very, very few girls that ever get to see that and the sarcastic asshole is what most people see (refer to the Funny BBing Stories in the VIP section). Sure, that part of me is always present, even if I'm in a relationship because it's part of who I am, but the key is balancing both sides and knowing when it's appropriate to play each one.

chesticles · 05-01-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Flex

I was on another bodybuilding forum while a young man was looking for advice of how to ask another girl to the prom. He was planning on getting her a whole batch of flowers and getting down on his knee and asking her "Will you go to prom with me?" and also was going to write a poem for her.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Rocky · 05-01-2006, 05:37 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

I'm glad you can look back on it now and laugh.

JS316 · 05-01-2006, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocky

I'm glad you can look back on it now and laugh.

_bruce_ · 05-01-2006, 09:12 AM

yup, yup flex.
give 'em hell and they'll give you heaven... at least the majority of them.

Ghosting · 05-01-2006, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Flex

she's gonna just pull down her pants, bend over, and say "ok, now put it in my butt?"

Only Flex would put it like this.

imraan47 · 05-01-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Flex

I would never bend over backwards for a girl until I've been dating her for a sufficient amount of time

Are u Suuurrrreeeeeee!!

jornT · 05-01-2006, 01:23 PM

According to this, it seems to change these days though.

http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle....6-atmicdog-003

Personly I agree with your view.

maxmonzter · 05-01-2006, 02:34 PM

girls want you to tease them and be funny and cocky and want you to control them. also be confident i´ve done this for like couple of months and now im dating a stripper

Diesel · 05-01-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocky

Women get with men hoping they WILL change but they don't. Women are convinced they can change the bad boy. But they can't - which is why they go out with complete arseholes.

Ding! Ding! Ding! and the winner is Rocky. I also agree w/ what Lineski said....

U-GOD · 05-01-2006, 09:48 PM

I think your all right but, I think what women really want is a guy who is fun to hang out with. Thats what it all boils down to. If your a nice guy then you probably have too many inhibitions or hold back certain actions and are less willing to just have a good time. If youre an asshole then you probably care less about social norms thus are a blast to kick it with. Moral of the story, enjoy yourselves bitches.