[chesticles]

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

[chesticles]

Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?

[robcardu]

Peter: look over there...it`s a woman learning!!!!
(he said it to an arabic guy)

yeh im dumb but that made me laugh out loud.

[front_row]

Stewie: Look at him! He runs like a Welshman, doesn't he! Like a Welshman!

[DaeguDave]

Death (Norm MacDonald) is rocking in a car, making out with some chick when suddenly the rocking stops.

Death : Oh man, I'm gonna be a virgin forever. (Beat) Or will I?

The car starts rocking again.

[chesticles]

Peter: Go on...
Death: That's it (looks at Lois). What the hell do you see in him?

[BigBen]

Quagmire: Hey Meg ya 18 yet? He He Al riiiiiiight!

[imraan47]

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