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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Senator Patrick Leahy (1940 - ), May 1990

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Dement

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956), in a letter to Groucho Marx, 1953

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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
W. H. Auden (1907 - 1973)

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Marston Bates

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The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
William James (1842 - 1910)

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel

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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
C. P. Snow (1905 - 1980)

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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751 - 1816)

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Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie (1860 - 1937)