[Rocky]

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

Peter O'Toole

[Rocky]

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

George Carlin

[robcardu]

Crack is wack.




W. Houston

[Rocky]

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"

Paul Merton

[Rocky]

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."

Steve Martin.

[Rocky]

I am shit. It's that simple.

Jean Claude Van Damme

[Rocky]

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

Robin Williams

[robcardu]

This is boring.




Papicardu

[Rocky]

"Swimming is not a sport, swimming is a way to keep from drowning! That's just common sense!"

[robcardu]

Hey mamita dont break my corazon.




Mrak Walbert (4 brothers)

[Rocky]

Originally Posted by robcardu

This is boring.




Papicardu

Doesn't seem to be working too well does it.
Like my penis.

Rocky

[Rocky]

"What?"

Beethoven.

[Rocky]

Who said that?

Stevie Wonder