I've just got back from doing our weekly food shop and I'm fucking arsed off. I hate fucking Waitrose - it's a bastard rip off. I'm fed up with paying through the fucking arse for shitting food which is so damn expensive I don't know whether to eat it or get it fucking insured.
We've only got 2 food shops in our town , one is so cheap that it costs 2p for a pint of milk which means it's probably farmed from a dead badger and the staff look like they've had a DIY labotomy and the other one (Waitrose) requires you to take out a bloody second mortgage to get a loaf of bread which must mean it's made by virgins from the finest wheat that magically causes your penis and muscles to swell and makes you infinitely more attractive to the opposite sex. And they don't sell a simple sweet & sour sauce - no it's "an
infusion of the finest chilli's harvested from the anus of the Virgin Mary and complemented by a smooth, zesty sauce cultivated from the rarest form of fruit of which there are only 2 on the whole Christing planet". It's a shitting rip-off!
Anyone else have this problem?
