Read these questions and answer them honestly before checking the answers!
Now honestly: how many did you fuck up!
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you'll lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
The test below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test to determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces between answers and questions are so you don't see the answers too quickly and to give you time to develop your own answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.
Question #1:
What do you put in a toaster?
Question #2:
Say "silk" five times then spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Question #3:
If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Question #4:
It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Question #5:
Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Q. 1 Answer:
Bread -- if you said toast then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. You are an idiot.
Q. 2Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said milk, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. Go and lie down.
Q. 3 Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said green bricks, what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions you stupid cretin???
Q. 4 Answer:
You don't bury survivors! If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
Q. 5 Answer:
Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU driving the bus!! Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" so they can see just how demented they might be.
