I know some of you are gonna call bullshit but here it is anyway.
On the train there was a business woman all nicely dressed in her suit asleep in her seat. Next to her was some guy who looked like he was a homeless, also asleep. As the train rocked about they swayed from side to side and the tramp ended up with his head nestled on her arm. As they both slept a huge line of snot ran from this tramps nose onto this womans sleeve. As the train carried on bumping along his head after a few minutes moved off and he swayed over to where he was before, leaving a nice green brooch on her sleeve. A little while later the woman wakes up, sees the booger on her sleeve, and thinking it was her own from when she was asleep, looks around quickly to see if anyone had noticed (whilst I was watching everso discreetly) and in her embarrassment quickly slurps it up.
I didn't know whether to laugh out loud or puke.
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