The Pentagon announced the formation of a
new 500-man fighting unit called the Redneck Special Forces.
These men from Alabama,Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
Missouri, Oklahoma,Louisiana,Tennessee and Texas will be dropped
into Iraq and have been given the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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