Throw your penis at a cop!

LitterTrove · 03-21-2006, 02:02 AM

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"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Rocky's a cop, right?

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

**TheAnimal** · 03-21-2006, 03:36 AM

ok.... what the hell is this about?

philosopher · 03-21-2006, 03:47 AM

wtf....

Rocky · 03-21-2006, 04:02 AM

Surely he could have found something else to throw at them rather than his own cock?

Nothin' but a peanut!! · 03-21-2006, 07:34 AM

lol wtf FREAK!

hypocrisy86 · 03-21-2006, 08:03 AM

Poor officer what a huge moral vilolation he had to receive ..

robcardu · 03-21-2006, 10:14 AM

That`s why Rocky wants to be a cop !!!

Tech · 03-21-2006, 02:45 PM

so so wrong.

LEGZ · 03-21-2006, 06:26 PM

atleast he got it back!...

Amped · 03-21-2006, 10:06 PM

WTF-WTF I luv my penis sooooooo much

robcardu · 03-21-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Amped

WTF-WTF I luv my penis sooooooo much

Jorn too.....

JS316 · 03-22-2006, 05:21 AM

im missing something... ?!?!
how is this possible?

Flex · 03-22-2006, 03:18 PM

Good thing Rocky wasn't on duty when this took place. He would picked up the penis from the sidewalk and ran off with it, leaving Fick penisless.

Rocky · 03-22-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Flex

Good thing Rocky wasn't on duty when this took place. He would picked up the penis from the sidewalk and ran off with it, leaving Fick penisless.

I've already got a few that I've nicked from autopsies - they ain't gonna use them anymore are they. Someone may aswell get the use from them.

They start to smell after a while though....