Would you...

Amped · 03-22-2006, 10:21 AM

Jessica, jessica-deaf, sorry mom and dad ,, old people and for 1 million - i do it because then I would have money for kids and you still be poor

Pickle--I wouldnt do it for free

Amped · 03-22-2006, 10:23 AM

I would like my wife and two kids--cheesy I know but the truth

danimalmax22 · 03-22-2006, 01:40 PM

hmm, im already deaf so what are my options? go blind? f*ck that

danimalmax22 · 03-22-2006, 01:47 PM

also, in accordance with the "throw your penis at a cop" thread, who here would cut off his own penis, wait 2 hours, and see if doctors are able to reattach it for.... 1 BILLION DOLLARS!!!?"

pickle · 03-22-2006, 06:11 PM

hahah hell no. Depends if they can show me the billion dollars though then maybe id learn. Ive heard a finger can be reshaped into a working penis so if it went wrong it wouldn't matter... some of the billion could go towards penis research. Maybe i could get that big black one i was after.

Diesel · 03-22-2006, 06:22 PM

How about this: The only way you could ever have sex w/ any girl is if you first slept w/ 10 guys in one year. Or, you would remain a virgin for the rest of your life.

Rocky · 03-22-2006, 06:57 PM

ok - some good answers here:

To answer the other ones people have written:

Small penis working forever - I live with it!

Rich & Ugly - I can pay for a top plastic surgeon then.

Strong - I can beat the hell out of the smart people if they rub it in my face then.

Yes -I'd suck off a friend to save his life. I do it for £5 anyway.

3 people in a cave with - Craig Titus, Kelly Ryan and his PA. No car or petrol in sight. What's he gonna do.

Cock lopped off for 1 billion - hell yeah! They can replace it with a carrot for all I care!

Seeing as people are going down a dark alley with this thread. Let's keep it going down:

Would you rather be shot in the cock or a busload of children are driven off a cliff.

To save your dad's life would you screw your mum?

To save your parents lives would you screw you sister?

To save your own life would you screw your dad?

Would you eat your own genitals to save your own life?

Would you let your girlfriend be gangbanged to save your life - whether she'd like it or not?

If someone paid you a million dollars to kill an innocent person and no-one would ever know that it had anything to do with you, would you?

Diesel · 03-22-2006, 07:41 PM

Rocky just took this thread to a whole new level. I will answer the innocent killing for 1 mil question. I wouldn't do it...put yourself in their shoes

Rocky · 03-22-2006, 07:45 PM

That's the beauty - you don't have to put yourself in their shoes, and no one will ever know. It's just between you and your conscience.

I seem to have crossed a line with those last ones!...

Diesel · 03-22-2006, 08:11 PM

I don't know man...if it was someone that I absolutely hated then its a maybe (kind of ironic i have a cross in my avatar). But, if it was someone i knew/liked then no way.

pickle · 03-22-2006, 09:35 PM

Would you rather be shot in the cock or a busload of children are driven off a cliff. Die children die

To save your dad's life would you screw your mum? Die dad die

To save your parents lives would you screw you sister? yes

To save your own life would you screw your dad? haha yeah

Would you eat your own genitals to save your own life? hell yeah

Would you let your girlfriend be gangbanged to save your life - whether she'd like it or not? No if she wouldnt like to

If someone paid you a million dollars to kill an innocent person and no-one would ever know that it had anything to do with you, would you? hell no

Would you rather taste ur own semen or someone elses?
would you lick jessica simpson out after I came in her if it was you only shot at doing so?

Gumby51cm · 03-22-2006, 09:54 PM

To save your dad's life would you screw your mum? no

To save your parents lives would you screw you sister? donno

To save your own life would you screw your dad? yeah

Would you eat your own genitals to save your own life? yes

Would you let your girlfriend be gangbanged to save your life - whether she'd like it or not? i think she would go with it to save my life, but i would never be able to forgive myself.

If someone paid you a million dollars to kill an innocent person and no-one would ever know that it had anything to do with you, would you? yes, only because i know they would do the same to me

U-GOD · 03-22-2006, 10:08 PM

any question that involves money.. i choose the dough

any question that involves jessica simpson.. ill pass, i get with girls that look like and have a comparable I.Q. often enough

any question involving my own life... i choose to live, yes that means id suck my friends dick to save my own life

the real question is.. would you rather kill those closest to you to save every life on this planet or kill the rest of the planet and start life over with those closest to you?

MaKaVeLi · 03-23-2006, 01:48 AM

EDIT: These are regarding the First Set of Dilemmas

the moon
Night with Jessica Simpson
deaf
hmmm...to be honest i don't know
my parents must suffer
3 people must suffer