"Big Ron" Gives New Meaning to "Big Pimpin'"
March 9th, 2006
By: Pimptastic Joe Wicked,
AP's official BBD Politically-Pimp Writer
ARLINGTON, TEXAS - It has finally been announced, after hours of speculation that "Big" Ronnie Coleman has decided to join forces with Team Big Pimpin', a popular group of online forum Bodybuilding Dungeon. Coleman was finally reached to comment on the rumors this afternoon around 11am EST, where he stated, "Yep, Yep!"
This comes as shocking news to followers of Coleman, who feel that his church-oriented background seems to be in stark contrast of the "pimp lifestyle." When asked to comment on this, once again Coleman responded with a brief, yet sharp response. "It's all good in the hood," claimed Coleman, with a big grin on his face. He then proceeded to turn towards a local media camera and give a "thumbs up" style pose to indicate his happiness with the merger.
Not suprised are the members of Team Big Pimpin' who have noticed Coleman's wardbrobe selection for quite sometime and felt he would be the perfect addition to this already prestigious posse.
When asked what his new title would be, he once again grinned, gave a thumbs-up and said "Man, I've been playin' round wit some names, but eventually come to settle on 'Tricktickler Ronnie Silk'" This name seems more than fitting, seeing how, Coleman is often seen wearing the finest silk suits featuring a multitude of colors.
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