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Originally Posted by gringo220 lol.. Speaking of girls picking guys up. I have a friend who probably weight 120lbs soaking wet. He went to a wedding and this "Big girl" took a liking to him. Well he got a little drunk and she offered to drive him home. When they got there she carried him in thinking something totally different was going to happen then he was. She took him up to his bedroom and threw him about 6 feet onto the bed then tried to jump on him..lol.. He said he ran out of the house and said she needed to leave. When he was telling this and I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. I just pictured this little dorky guy flying through the air and this bigger girl looking like it's a chicken leg with her mouth watering..lol.. He avoided her at all costs after that. I forgot all about that until this thread..lol |
LMAO This reminds me of my boy.. he ain't small by any means but we went out like new years eve and I met him at this bar... I walked in and he was surrounded by 4 "BIG" girls and they kept buyin him drinks and shots, esp shots and I told him dude you really dont wanna accept those drinks, think about this.. he's like well it's free drinks LOL So I left after like 30min and went to another bar He showed up like 2 hours later looking confused and drunk and he was like they promised they would drive me home coz I was too drunk but after a while I noticed the road they were takin was no where near the house, they were tryna take him to one of the "BIG" girls house to take "CARE" of him so he had to call his brother to pick him up LOLLLL!!!
I couldn't keep a straight face when he was telling me