[XTRMMUSCLEMASS]

i want this thread to be about funny things you have done in bodybuilding area.

I remember i was 15 and my friend took me to his apartment gym,copule days after we went to buy some powder, and the sales man gave us creatine. and told us to mix it with juice. so here me and my friend sitting in the park pouring creatine to the orange juice and drinking it! feeling all muscular and powerful, "This is what the salesman told us"

and in the gym we are what throwing 20-25 lbs dbs around and acting all big. Good thing no body was in the gym. And that was the last time i stepped in the gym. Untill i was 16

[under construction]

Me and my training partner had been training for about a year on a serious split built around power lifting we actually werent that bad but we thought we were theeee best and biggest. So we decided we needed to join a gym not just the local gym but a bad ass gym so we asked the guy who we bought our equipment from who was an old pro (clancey ross) where we could go he gave us the name of his buddies gym Diego Chairs so we went thinking we were going to be big bad asses we walked in chests flared and hard looks on our faces and were greeted by the mountain that was diego which took us down a notch then in the gym it was filled with every pro or soon to be pro in the bayarea of cali the women were training harder and moving more weight than us. We walked in like King shit and walked out like scared pups. Looking back I have to laugh but it was a hell of a reality check.

[bulk then cut]

sorry if you already knew this but creatine mixed with orange juice turns into creatinine and becomes useless to the body. if its gona be juice, grape juice is the best

[bulk then cut]

haha you gota love reality checks... i havent done nething funny.. yet!

[Kaboom]

My first cut I was so scared of taking in extra calories I wouldnt chew gum or take vitamins.Dont guess thats funny,Maybe stupid though!!

[Shwitt88]

i find farting while doing one arm db rows hilarious everytime

[SDMF_1]

oh i got a couple of stories lol heres some


I was in the gym it was around 5:00 pm the place was packed i was getting ready to do lying dumbbell press's. I went to push myself back i put too much leverage into my push and flipped the bench backwards lol i was fine but it was abit of an embarrassing moment


Another time i was doing a crazy leg day ( i was going through the branch warren effectuation stage lol i was like yeah legs 20 times a week wooooh )
so i was doing hack squats and a couple of the trainers were around talking and waiting for me to finish on the hack squats (i usually train with them after there done there shift) so i was on the 8th rep and on my way up i forced abit too hard and ripped one of the biggest farts of all time the trainers burst out laughing and i too had to lock the weight because it was too funny it ended up being one of those protein farts and smelled up a good part of the gym lol thank god the trainers were only guys so wasent really embarrassed out it

and last until i have more time to post more...

It was chest day and i decided to go to with my cousin to a gym near his house (24 gym = some weird ass people at certain times) so i was doing cable flyes and had just finished my second set when i just got off the machine to rest when this guy just came out of nowhere and started moving my shit im like "hey buddy im not done hear i have one left he looked at me weird at gave me one of those stupid looks with the following words "you know other people in the gym have to use this machine you dont have to be an asshole and use it for a fucking century" (mind you i had been on it for about 4 minutes and was going to go for my last set in about 30 seconds) so im said "listen let me finish my set and ill give it to you as soon as im done" he gave me a stupid face and waited a couple of feet away so just as i was about to start my cousins comes in and ask me how many i have left and i told him " one but the guy (as i pointed to him) needs it" after just after i said that he rushed right up to me and said right in my face “ you know im right hear and I could hear everything your saying so don’t talk shit about me to your friend ” I just looked at him and said “listen buddy I wasent talking shit about you and you need to back off...I have one more left and then you can have your machine to do whatever you want with it” he left all flustered and I finished up my set and for the rest of the time I was there he kept on stalking me and my cousin lol it was too funny I wasent really worried cause he was about 5’10 160-165 and im 6’1 330lbs (at the time I was heavier) and my cousin is 6’0 210lbs

[XTRMMUSCLEMASS]

Originally Posted by bulk then cut

sorry if you already knew this but creatine mixed with orange juice turns into creatinine and becomes useless to the body. if its gona be juice, grape juice is the best

I didnt know that, plus i didnt know anything about bodybuilding when i started.

[XTRMMUSCLEMASS]

Keep the funny stories coming!

[True21]

Well, Ive told this before, but it beats the hell out of SDMF 1`s embarrisng farting story so here we go!

I was basicly in the gym doing my heavy squats, and right next to me there were a bunch of girls doing the same thing, or they were deadlifting - cant remember. Anyway, I went down for the last rep and on my way up I couldnt help farting loud and clear all the way up! I could see the look on one of the girls faces, and she was like "Uh uh, he didnt" Yeah, stunned her real bad, lol! After that I just laughed, smiled and shaked my head to myself in embarresment, haha. I couldnt just stop either, because there was no safe bar there, so either the farting or I had to just let myself down on the floor with 330 pounds behind me. Either way it would be embarrising, lol. But uumm, luckylie Im one of those guys that dont pay much attention to what other people think and say about me. I hardly get embarresed for anything anymore, lol. Thats the way it should be though!


Shii, there must of been like a tons of stuff that Ive done in the gym that other people might consider embarrising, but where Im just like "I dont give a fuck!". It was not a rare case in my situation that I would like get stuck in the legpress because I couldnt get the weight up, or the hack squat, or the benchpress and so on. When I went into the gym I went ALL OUT, and I certaintly didnt care about the outcome as long as I busted my ass off. I would scream and yell, talking uplifting words (Lets get it! Yep yep! Come on!) to myself before a lift and all that kind of stuff. Haha, funny when I think back about it. I dont do that kind of stuff anymore though, as we all know Im a retired freakish/hardcore-bodybuilder.

[crazytomie]

This one time when i was a lot younger during gym one of my mates wanted me to show this break dancin move i did on the week end. It was a flare rolled into a windmill and back up to a flare. (cant do it anymore, well dont think so.) and i went down a did it. My shoe came off half way thro, flung across the room (big room) and hit a mate of mine that just walked in the door. (freaky shot) Everyone in the gym saw it, everyone laughed at me, Even the old lady on the bike, and coped crap for years becuz of it. good times.

[L!on]

before i got to seroius lifting I went to a friends gym and always putted music on a dvd pleyer and hear it thru 3 tv's that where conected together. this other friend of mine made me a joke he knew that i always turned on the tv and then put the dvd so they putted porn on the dvd so when i turned on the tv it would go loud on all the gym. Man when I turned on the tv everybody looked at me like a perv. The thing is that at the moment i turned on the tv there was a close up of the action man I was so embarased that I never went there ever. LOL