[EastCoast Highlander]

has a hard time wiping because your muscles are just THAT ginormous?

[BigPoppaSnake]

Are you sure you don't have a fat ass?

[Kirk]

i mean i think i do pretty well...

[ZackKnight]

I can't reach that well from behind, but from back to front we're all good. just gotta hold the junk out of the way

i can't scratch my back for shit though.

[Lil Rocky]

haha now this is funny!

[TheWall]

I see where you are coming from... Gettin' big is awesome but it can be a chore too.

That wiping back to front thing..... I didn't really need to know about that Zack.... Thats a terrible metal image....

As for not being able to scratch your back, either get a back scratcher or a hott lady, I use the hott lady. Big muscles get the hot ladies who help big men.

-Wall

[Blitzkrieg]

Holy shit Zack, ugh. Don't you get your balls dirty in the process?

[ZackKnight]

haha gotta hold the junk up and out of the way. it's easier than trying to reach around my ass and possibly missing shit and smelling shitty and having an itchy asshole all day

[Blitzkrieg]

Again, thank you for being so graphic

[ognickyk]

lol i use zachs technique as well...its alot easier..and reaching around really is a chore ahhah

[ZackKnight]

i know how much u guys love the mental images haha

[Kaboom]

No trouble with that but cant scratch my back literally at all.I can scratch the tops of my shoulders and my extreme lower back bu thats it.I also have trouble reaching up and getting the base of my neck.All this is mainly due to my delts being so tight all the time.They are also my best feature I think