I Have Disgraced The Brotherhood...

verdantlife · 03-17-2008, 12:19 AM

Brothers, I have a confession to make. This will not be pretty.

I was at the mall today and had not eaten in several hours. I felt my blood sugar getting low. My girlfriend wanted to go to the Food Court Of Evil Pleasure, but I resisted...she went off to shop for shoes and I spied a GNC.

I...no, this is too painful...no, I must say it...I...<breaks down>...I...

I ATE A MUSCLETECH NITRO-TECH BAR.
And I enjoyed it.

Am I banned from this board forever?
Am I doomed to a lifetime of Nautilus machines and water aerobics classes?
Do I have to turn in my creatine?

**islander** · 03-17-2008, 01:42 AM

lol yep water aerobics for a week! but props for that instead of hitting the food court. i ate some thing i dunno what wasnt a muscletech but it was weird walmart weilder brand one, saved me from mc'ds with my bf so i dont care. but since you enjoyed it...better make it two weeks. ...whats so bad about muscle tech anyway? or i wont ask and just go with the neg vibe everyone seems to have about them? just cheap shit? ive never seen it but i dont shop at gnc.

harmankardon1 · 03-17-2008, 02:45 AM

cracks me up. good one

Half Second · 03-17-2008, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verdantlife

Am I banned from this board forever?

YES.

haha jk

**Kaboom** · 03-17-2008, 05:28 AM

Islander,
everyone bashes muscletech some just dont like their stuff others just jumped on the bandwagon of hate lol
I personally think they have a few decent products but they are way overpriced.They are ripping people off with their hyped up advertising.Usually you can get the same thing by another company a whole lot cheaper!!

**moorey** · 03-17-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verdantlife

Brothers, I have a confession to make. This will not be pretty.

I was at the mall today and had not eaten in several hours. I felt my blood sugar getting low. My girlfriend wanted to go to the Food Court Of Evil Pleasure, but I resisted...she went off to shop for shoes and I spied a GNC.

I...no, this is too painful...no, I must say it...I...<breaks down>...I...

I ATE A MUSCLETECH NITRO-TECH BAR.
And I enjoyed it.

Am I banned from this board forever?
Am I doomed to a lifetime of Nautilus machines and water aerobics classes?
Do I have to turn in my creatine?

How could you do this, we welcome people into the brotherhood and this is how you repay us? This must be an all time low for the forum, I myself am overcome with a sense of disappointment, no shame, no utter dismay. May I suggest talking therapies to identify what is behind this craving for the devils supplement, I am not going to demonise you for this one weak moment and in time we may forget and eventually forgive, But fpor now I think you should not be banned, but BARred hahaha

<3Frosty · 03-17-2008, 10:17 AM

Teh MUSLETEK!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOO.

BigPoppaSnake · 03-17-2008, 10:17 AM

A bar isn't that bad. Its only 50 lashes for you!

KM · 03-17-2008, 04:35 PM

You're

**mr_bhana** · 03-17-2008, 04:38 PM

HAHA now you gotta run the block in a bikini with the bar wrappers stuffing your bra :-) thats the only way we'll accept you

The Master · 03-17-2008, 05:52 PM

LOL...
Someone creative will find you a good punishment...I heard the inquisition has some great shit for this kind.... :)

**bigbull** · 03-17-2008, 06:26 PM

hmmm we need to take out and give you 50 lashers and then you have to wresle a aligator then run round the block sayin i am a muscletek lover and i have to be punished LOL LOL LOL LOL PMSL