So... Today...

**mm1snapper** · 03-15-2008, 06:50 PM

Yeah today i was walking around with my friend and this fat kid comes up to me(You could tell he has never been to a weight room or even on a treadmill).
He says man your huge! How much do you weight???
I was like only like 190 right now.
He then was like man you must work out huh...
I was like no man i got this way by sitting on my couch playing video games and eating junk food! Oh and taking cup of steroids a day since i was like 13...(Was in a bad mood lol)
He then said damn i do all that to! I need some steroids were do you get them from.
I couldnt resist so i said go to gnc and ask them about the special stuff they keep in back!
He then said sweet thanks man! And walked away...

I am going to hell...

davegillis · 03-15-2008, 06:59 PM

hahahah you are my hero

**robbyybt** · 03-15-2008, 07:00 PM

U should have just sold him some bcaa pills for like $50 lol

That would teach him, nothing hurts more than humiliation and a bit of money loss lol

Iron_Mercenary · 03-15-2008, 07:08 PM

That fat f^ck deserved it!

KM · 03-15-2008, 08:28 PM

Lmao. Yeah, you're taking the next bus to hell. Nah, that's good though. I always felt that type of lieing to someone is hilarious, it's even better when they believe it lol.

**julio40** · 03-15-2008, 09:52 PM

your not going to hell, i would have done the same thing.

piercey020 · 03-15-2008, 09:58 PM

best response you could have given, other then what robby had to say...hahaha

thenewbreed · 03-15-2008, 10:01 PM

u should have at least gave the kid some direction. he may actually be interested in excersise ie: him being overweight.

therock030488 · 03-15-2008, 10:05 PM

Haha, snapper that's halirious. I'll have to remember that next time I'm in a similar situation.

XTRMMUSCLEMASS · 03-15-2008, 10:42 PM

haha that was awsome ppl like that deserve it. lol . i saw a guy from my school yesterday at the mall and he was smiling( btw he is realy chubby and he is like 14, never worked out b4) i asked him why are you happy, " oh man i went to gnc right now and asked for a fat burner and the salesman told me to take this, and he said you could burn 20 lbs a month." btw he got lipo 6 for 100 $ i told but you need to excercise , the pills wont get you anywhere if you do nothing. he was like oh man screw that i dont have time for that. guess what the salesman took his commission and is happy now,and this poor guy thinks he got the magic pills.

davegillis · 03-15-2008, 11:00 PM

the GNC salesmen i went to actually lost a sale he said look buddy all you need a good diet and don t have to take any of this shit i was dumbfounded

**ibanezman88** · 03-15-2008, 11:04 PM

what?
if the guy was being serious, he was giving you a complement and asked you if you've ever worked out. you're a typical asshole. not everybody is educated on how to gain muscle or loose fat so many people ask stupid questions. just because you have big muscles doesn't give you the right to treat somebody like shit. you were a newbie once and i'm sure you had your fare share of dumbass questions.

you shoud've just smiled, said thanks for the compliment and yes i work out.

that was fucked up man.

thenewbreed · 03-16-2008, 12:39 AM

reps for that ibanez love it. thats one reason bodybuilding cant grow little dicks like that. bodybuildhe ing grew in the 60's , 70's and 80s cause the guys loved and promoted it and alotta guys now including mt beyself would not be into it if it werent for the guys helping us with our bodybuilding education