Keeping injury free over xmas

**moorey** · 12-07-2007, 06:24 AM

Okay guys this is the dangerous part of the season for injuries cos no matter where you go you have the XMAS SHOPPER! this person can be recognised by the satanic stary eyes that are totally focussed on getting thier next bit of christmas shopping, they can also be recognised as the ones who tow 3 shopping trolleys round the mall. They don't give a you a second glance they will walk or drive their shopping trolleys at you like some medievil weapon, so be careful out there lads either use the quick side step or the push off technique its the only way to protect yourself from these unscrupulous people who are out there to hurt YOU!
Also look out for the cars with the back seat overloaded with xmas shopping they won't stop for you, they need their next christmas fix ( present) remember if your on a crossing you are just a mere barrier to them getting their next fix and they will drive through you to get it! you have been warned! have a great xmas, moorey lol

**justlift32** · 12-07-2007, 06:50 AM

have a great christmas to you too moorey...and happy holidays to everyone.

moorey have you had accidents like this? haha

**moorey** · 12-07-2007, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by justlift32

have a great christmas to you too moorey...and happy holidays to everyone.

moorey have you had accidents like this? haha

haha seriously, yesterday I was in the supermarket sat down on a bench minding my own business and a women with a trolley overloaded with xmas gear drove it straight into me leg- it wrecked haha. I talked to my mates at the gym and we all feel the same- it aint safe out there- its not the muggers or robbers i can handle them. BEWARE ! the christmas shopper hehe

**justlift32** · 12-07-2007, 07:46 AM

i agree, those moms who kids have to have that present dont want to see a sad face on christmas, they will do ANYTHING. beware

Stabber · 12-07-2007, 07:51 AM

I salute you Moorey

I hate this season for exactly this reason ... all those psycho's! They are ready to kill for anything! No mercy.

Keep your guards up guys..

**kenney** · 12-07-2007, 08:30 AM

lol im doing my xmas shopping tomorrow! wish me luck haha

Stabber · 12-07-2007, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by kenney666

lol im doing my xmas shopping tomorrow! wish me luck haha

Good luck! I took my girlfriend and held myself close / tight to her when we did ours >_< only way to survive.

andy rimmer · 12-07-2007, 08:36 AM

bloody hell i fink im in most danger, one of my jobs is working in B&M's (cheap bargain shop in england, wer ppl run riot), moorey u mite av 1 near u, im afraid to go 2 work lol help!!

andy rimmer · 12-07-2007, 08:38 AM

HAPPY XMAS every1 btw, and if we band together im sure we can take the christmas beast

Stabber · 12-07-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by andy rimmer

bloody hell i fink im in most danger, one of my jobs is working in B&M's (cheap bargain shop in england, wer ppl run riot), moorey u mite av 1 near u, im afraid to go 2 work lol help!!

I will lit a candle for you tonight.

**kenney** · 12-07-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Stabber

Good luck! I took my girlfriend and held myself close / tight to her when we did ours >_< only way to survive.

lol nah im going with a mate. i hate shopping with girls...plus i get pretty nasty in the city, i hate the ignorance of people. if i had a quid for every time i got into a fight or nearlly...lol