i owned them so bad. dad stormed off nearly shitting n pissing coils of barbed wire n flames.
because my mind was flying at some countless speed pulling up every bit of information i got from you guys and from my time reading and researching.
i went up to them and said "would it be immoral to eat chicken if tomorow it became illegal?"
Auntie: "no, why?"
Me: then how did testosterone become the medical miracle drug of yester year become the boggie man of society today?
Auntie: "because they are dangerous and unpredictable hormones that have dire remifications. look at that wrestler who killed his family he was on steroids."
Me: "he had mental issues for many years prior to that incident and before he took steroids. also, if you look at other athletes, youll notice that those who snap into steroid rage, also have had long term mental problems. like mike tyson. and also, if steroid rage genuinly did exist, proffessional sports and even that on ameture level would be dead, because all the athletes would be killing each other"
Mum: "there are studies which prove the danger of steroids son, your just seeing this from a narrow minded perspective. your only seeing this how you want to see it. these are dangerous things nd can fuck you up, thats why there illegal"
Me: "alright, id like 50 million independant non-biast studies and references in my room in 3 weeks. also, come to think of it, i beleive smoking and alcohol is still legal and look at what they do to people."
Dad: "but wouldnt you feel better being jacked up naturally, knowing you put in the hours and money and effort to train hard to win? all steroids is, is an easy way to a victory"
Me: "Bullshit dad and you know it. steroids increase the max at which people perform so they still have to do all those things, or else why would they bother with the steroids. mind you, there are natural and non-natural federations out there, and i would feel great knowing that i beat the athletes in both sanctions. also, if someone complains of having someone get a win over them because of steroids, then the dumbass shouldnt have competed in a non-tested organisation. speaking of which, non-tested groups, you can garuntee they are all using, so there really is no such thing as cheating when your all using the same thing"
Mum: "im going to look this thing up now.. whats it called? anabolic steroids? how do you spell that?"
me: "...are you shitting me. your arguing to me about something you dont even know how to spell.
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