need help with the ladies!

**Teamorbit** · 07-14-2007, 12:55 AM

Just get the balls to go up to chicks. I remember before I got married me and my boys would go out and I was always shy and mabey got a little action. BUut I had a friend named Dave who was one ugly dude but he would sometimes get the best looking girl in the club because everyother guy was scared to say hi.

Mygeeto · 07-14-2007, 01:15 AM

its kinda akward for me too because unless i already know you and like you, you dont really exist in my eyes so i really dont go out of my way for anybody i dont know...
but i guess the same could be said about women, if you dont go up to her and introduce yourself or at least say g'day you will probably remain non-existant until.

and do not think they will come after you, do not make the mistake of thinking your king handsome, and that looks alone can score a girl. sure they help but like Orbit said, u gotta be in it to win it.

**BBenthusiast** · 07-14-2007, 02:26 AM

OMG and eye contact, really get good eye contact

CataPower · 07-14-2007, 05:29 AM

make jokes man..it works like hell..or,if you have a good phisique,take her to a beach or something

...when i was 18 I did a streaptease show at a disco I my town and from that day on I have no problem

**Kaboom** · 07-14-2007, 06:35 AM

Workout and walk around showing confidence mingle and talk like you own the place.Dont be ****y.Make eye contact with a few see who responds and move in closer to the one that interests you.If shes interested she will approach.
I am 35 yrs old and have never made the 1st move on a woman.I never could stand the thought of rejection.I have been with more women than I care to mention(not bragging)so it works especially more so when you are built and are a fairly big guy.Youll get some that look pretty good but it gets old cause they just want to be with the one everybody talks about.Just always be nice and respect the woman

aleksandar · 07-14-2007, 06:50 AM

and dont say stupid things while your talking, my friend lol said to some chick 5 minutes into talking to her "i dont know about you but i really need to take a ****", lol wasnt the best thing for him to say but everyone else loved it lol, thats gotta be one of the funniest memories ii have

Mygeeto · 07-14-2007, 07:12 AM

aside from conversation, making her laugh, eye contact, appearing confident, ect.. is there any other tips/tricks you'se do that you think have helped score?

me personaly i rave on about the size of my **** soo much until they are practicly beggin' me to show them just to see for themselves. i aint disapointed anyone yet

Mygeeto · 07-14-2007, 07:14 AM

and also while we are at it, lets compile a list of things to NOT do or say

aleksandar · 07-14-2007, 10:14 AM

dont talk about how good you old gf was in bed

**Kaboom** · 07-14-2007, 01:07 PM

DONT TALK ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PACKAGE

ibanezman06 · 07-14-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaboom

DONT TALK ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PACKAGE

amen

**kenney** · 07-16-2007, 06:22 AM

if you like life outside of prison...the easiest way to do things is to do them simply. dont go in for the kill immediately. here's a situtation and how i would handle it...
so im in a pub and i see a gorgous red head playing pool. i sit myself at the bar, watching her play(but not watching enough to give the impression that i like her). if she plays a fluke shot, i laugh quietly (just enough for her to hear me). if she looks at me, i say 'haha nice shot'. she carries on as she were (she may reply to your ****y comment) after her game has finished you ask her if she fancies another game. the chances are, she will accept, so you play pool and casually talk whilst playing (ie how long have you played pool for etc) you then go on to have another game again joking about her ****ty shots. after you have played pool again, you should ask her if she wants a drink, and so on. (this should all happen within the space of 30-45minutes) by the end of approx 3games of pool she should feel comfortable around you and feel comfortable talking to you...it is then that you ask her if this particular pub/club is one of her favourites. ask her name. ask her is she fancies going out for another drink some time and make a joke about pool eg 'do you fancy coming for a drink this weekend...maybe you can teach me how to be so awesome at pool'

this might all sound complicated but its piss easy. confidence is key, women love confidence and a 'listening' personality lol ie ask about her, not about yourself. remember, if you dont believe you are attractive yourself, not many women will find you attractive. for your own sake, remember the difference between confidence and arrogance!!!