Okay it's the winter months, time to really pack on size so we can sculpt our physiques for the summer months right? I am trying "muscle milk" protein powder for the first time and damn!! My farts smell like a summer breeze floating past a cemetary. I'm farting in the office (gotta share right?), during bench press, pull downs and do I even need to mention squats?? I work part time as a bouncer at a club here in San Diego and in the middle of all those hot women at the entrance of the VIP section I am laying nuclear waste to the place. Since I can't walk off my post I have to stand there in my own funk and blame it on other people. I even ask some of the girls "Damn baby girl is that you?"
Is there a fart free powder out there?? Someone help a brother out!!!
